Shit MY Dad says

Dad calls me today while reading the newspaper.

"The world is going to hell in a hand basket but all we're worried about is the price of adidas jersey's and that it's John Key's 50th."
"So the world's fucked and we're worried about adidas digging in their heels on the price of a jersey and John Key has a nice photo with the Queen."


Put the day in perspective for me.