I want an Apple Slinky

Just got and email from askew.co.nz with this little beauty.

THE AMAZING APPLE SLINKY MACHINE is a nifty device that turns a humble apple into a peeled, cored, sliced “slinky” in just seconds! Simply load the apple onto the holder, lock in place, and turn the handle for a speedy, healthy snack.
How does it work?
Simply load the apple onto the holder, lock in place, and turn the handle. You’ll see your kids eating more apples than you dreamed they would!
Great design!
The apple slinky machine is fitted with a sturdy suction base to prevent movement and to ensure safety. Even little hands can use it simply. It also pulls apart easily which means it’s easy to clean!